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	<title>Optimal Stubble</title>
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	<description>a cartoon raised by a live studio audience</description>
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		<title>Wrong Number</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2006/01/04/wrong-number/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>I Love Keg</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/05/11/i-love-keg/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Thank You</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/05/04/thank-you/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Optimal Stubble, Explained</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/05/03/optimal-stubble-explained/</link>
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	<item>
		<title>Out Of The Box</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/05/02/out-of-the-box/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>From Parts Unknown</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/04/29/from-parts-unknown/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>No Use Crying Over Spilled Beer</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/04/28/no-use-crying-over-spilled-beer/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Not Hip To Be Square</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/04/27/not-hip-to-be-square/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Mandatory Attendance</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/04/26/mandatory-attendance/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Facebook Groups</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/04/25/facebook-groups/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Don&#8217;t Take It For Granted</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/04/22/dont-take-it-for-granted/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Let Me Clarify</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/04/21/let-me-clarify/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Fourth And Inches</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/04/20/fourth-and-inches/</link>
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	<item>
		<title>A Rational Explanation</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/04/19/a-rational-explanation/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Optimal Stubble Is Filmed In Front Of A Live Studio Audience</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/04/18/optimal-stubble-is-filmed-in-front-of-a-live-studio-audience/</link>
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	<item>
		<title>Poop</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/04/15/poop/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Infinifilm</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/04/14/infinifilm/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>All Day, Every Day</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/04/13/all-day-every-day/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Tropical Alaska</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/04/12/tropical-alaska/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Belly Buttons</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/04/11/belly-buttons/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Bob Casey</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/04/08/bob-casey/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Clever</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/04/07/clever/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Maximum Ownage</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/04/06/maximum-ownage/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>No Yankees Allowed</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/04/05/no-yankees-allowed/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Hate For The Yankees Is Always Appropriate</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/04/04/hate-for-the-yankees-is-always-appropriate/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Better Than A Prenup</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/03/31/better-than-a-prenup/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>&#8216;The One&#8217;</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/03/30/the-one/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>I Scream, You Scream</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/03/29/i-scream-you-scream/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Don&#8217;t Care</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/03/28/dont-care/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Tom Dietrich</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/03/25/tom-dietrich/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Drink Like A Champion Today</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/03/24/didnt-see-that-one-coming/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Decisions</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/03/23/clink/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Poetry In Motion</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/03/22/poetry-in-motion/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Presumptuous?  Presumptuous!?</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/03/21/presumptuous-presumptuous/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Amnesia</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/03/11/amnesia/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>A Vocabulary Lesson</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/03/10/a-vocabulary-lesson/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>More Time</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/03/09/more-time/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Vaginae</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/03/08/vaginae/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Isn&#8217;t It Ironic?</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/03/07/isnt-it-ironic/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Ralph Wiggum Style</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/03/04/ralph-wiggum-style/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Struggling</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/03/03/struggling/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Beanies</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/03/02/beanies/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Theories</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/03/01/theories/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Hobbes He Ain&#8217;t</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/02/28/hobbes-he-aint/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>That Guy</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/02/25/that-guy/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Number One In Da Hood, G</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/02/24/number-one-in-da-hood-g/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Soapbox</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/02/23/soapbox/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Roommates</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/02/22/roommates/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Astroporndography</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/02/18/astroporndography/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Getting Serious</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/02/17/getting-serious/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Sucker</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/02/16/sucker/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Plotting Against Friends</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/02/15/plotting-against-friends/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Like Rain On Your Wedding Day</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/02/14/like-rain-on-your-wedding-day/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>The Inevitable</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/02/11/the-inevitable/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Chris Sabo Wore Glasses</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/02/10/chris-sabo-wore-glasses/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Zzzzzz&#8230;.</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/02/09/zzzzzz/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Parking And Transportation</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/02/08/parking-and-transportation/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Betting On The Game</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/02/07/betting-on-the-game/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>True Laziness</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/02/04/true-laziness/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Progression</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/02/03/early-work/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Béisbol</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/02/02/beisbol/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Sonic Boom!</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/02/01/sonic-boom/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>I </title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/01/31/i/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>One With Nature</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/01/28/one-with-nature/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Facebook</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/01/27/facebook/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Priorities</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/01/26/priorities/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Speaking Of Pancakes</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/01/25/speaking-of-pancakes/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Seven And Three Elevenths</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/01/21/seven-and-three-elevenths/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Vain Enough, But Not</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/01/20/vain-enough-but-not/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>The Next Step</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/01/19/the-next-step/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Whatever.  Randy Moss Is Still A Douche</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/01/18/whatever-randy-moss-is-still-a-douche/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>It Sounded A Little Forced</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/01/13/it-sounded-a-little-forced/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Vengeance</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2005/01/12/vengeance/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Drunk All Nighter</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/12/08/drunk-all-nighter/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Sticking It To The Woman</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/12/07/sticking-it-to-the-woman/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>That&#8217;s Deep</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/12/06/thats-deep/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>They All Look The Same</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/12/03/they-all-look-the-same/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Talking Heads</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/12/02/talking-heads/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Tickets</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/12/01/tickets/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Heredity</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/11/30/heredity/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Two Dollar Bet</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/11/24/two-dollar-bet/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Stupid Life</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/11/23/stupid-life/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Sports &gt; Politics</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/11/22/sports-politics/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Leaving Early</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/11/19/leaving-early/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>You Know You&#8217;re Getting Old When..</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/11/18/you-know-youre-getting-old-when/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Conan &gt; Leno</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/11/17/conan-leno/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>There Was Also A &#8220;No Anvils&#8221; Sign</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/11/16/there-was-also-a-no-anvils-sign/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Words Of Wisdom</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/11/15/words-of-wisdom/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Friday!</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/11/12/friday/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Oregon Trail</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/11/10/oregon-trail/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Lesbians</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/11/09/lesbians/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>A Woman&#8217;s Intuition</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/11/08/a-womans-intuition/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Define Irony</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/11/05/define-irony/</link>
			</item>
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		<title>Politics Vs. Sports</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/11/04/politics-vs-sports/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Real Life GGW</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/11/03/real-life-ggw/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Accidental Double Entendre</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/11/02/accidental-double-entendre/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Priorities Change</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/11/01/priorities-change/</link>
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		<title>Wrap That Around Your Wrist</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/10/29/wrap-that-around-your-wrist/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Some Flomax, Perhaps?</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/10/28/some-flo-max-perhaps/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Reading A Little Bit Too Much Into It</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/10/27/reading-a-little-bit-too-much-into-it/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Oblivious</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/10/26/oblivious/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Friendship</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/10/25/friendship/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Go Sox!</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/10/22/go-sox/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>I Foresee A Trip To The Dry Cleaners</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/10/21/i-foresee-a-trip-to-the-dry-cleaners/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>It&#8217;s Just A Job, Man</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/10/20/its-just-a-job-man/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Slut! Bong!</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/10/19/slut-bong/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Cirrhosis Is No Laughing Matter</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/10/18/cirrhosis-is-no-laughing-matter/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Alliteration Always.. Um.. Avails</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/10/15/alliteration-always-um-avails/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Lappies From Strippies!</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/10/14/lappies-from-strippies-2/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Playing With Fire</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/10/13/playing-with-fire/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Flush Sting</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/10/12/flush-sting/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Subtle Vs. Direct</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/10/11/subtle-vs-direct/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>It&#8217;s Not For Everyone</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/10/08/its-not-for-everyone/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>The Best Of 15 Format</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/10/07/the-best-of-15-format/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Can&#8217;t They Hear The Echo?</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/10/06/cant-they-hear-the-echo/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Dick Thome And The Old Union</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/10/05/dick-thome-and-the-old-union/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>I Caught Bits And Pieces</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/10/04/i-caught-bits-and-pieces/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>You And Me Both, Buddy</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/10/01/you-and-me-both-buddy/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Pennies</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/09/30/pennies/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Birthday Whore</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/09/29/birthday-whore/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Sign Language</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/09/28/sign-language/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Pop Your Collar</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/09/27/pop-your-collar/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>A Little Recognition Would Be Nice</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/09/24/a-little-recognition-would-be-nice/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>So Eloquent</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/09/23/so-eloquent/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Making Things Work</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/09/22/making-things-work/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Getting Old</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/09/21/getting-old/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>The Great Tucson Flood of 2004</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/09/20/the-great-tucson-flood-of-2004/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Paranoia</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/09/17/paranoia/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Haircuts</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/09/16/haircuts/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>That Time Of The Month</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/09/15/that-time-of-the-month/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>One Thing At A Time</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/09/14/one-thing-at-a-time/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Uniform Arithmetic</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/09/13/uniform-arithmetic/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Narcolepsy</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/09/10/narcolepsy/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Golfing</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/09/09/golfing/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Praise Be To The Lord</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/09/08/praise-be-to-the-lord/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Sick And Tired Of Being Sick And Tired</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/09/07/sick-and-tired-of-being-sick-and-tired/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Add/Drop Day</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/09/03/adddrop-day/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Christopher Walken</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/09/02/christopher-walken/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>TV Says, I Do</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/09/01/tv-says-i-do/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Tammy Faye Bakker?  Is That You?</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/08/31/tammy-faye-bakker-is-that-you/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Not To Mention All The Pictures</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/08/30/not-to-mention-all-the-pictures/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Excuse Me, Fratty McFratterson?</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/08/27/excuse-me-fratty-mcfratterson/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>&#8230;A Damn Stewardess On It, Don&#8217;t You Think?</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/08/26/a-damn-stewardess-on-it-dont-you-think/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Man Perm</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/08/25/man-perm/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>How To Tie A Tie</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/08/24/how-to-tie-a-tie/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Go Padres!</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/08/23/go-padres/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>The Golden Halo (Redux)</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/06/04/the-golden-halo-redux/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>A Little Tact Would Be Nice (Redux)</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/05/15/a-little-tact-would-be-nice-redux/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>The Pedestal</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/05/12/the-pedestal/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Intermission</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/05/05/intermission/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>&#8220;The System&#8221;</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/05/04/the-system/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Who Am I To Argue With Tyler Durden?</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/05/03/who-am-i-to-argue-with-tyler-durden/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Stallone&#8217;s Finest Work</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/04/30/stallones-finest-work/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Mmm.. Skin-emax</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/04/29/mmm-skin-emax/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Cho = Classy</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/04/28/cho-classy/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Buried Alive!!!</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/04/27/buried-alive/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Some Girls ARE Crazy</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/04/26/some-girls-are-crazy/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Cockit!</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/04/23/cockit/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Whatever, Shaq Sucks</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/04/22/whatever-shaq-sucks/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Chicks Dig Assholes</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/04/21/chicks-dig-assholes/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Superstitious</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/04/20/superstitious/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>You Gotta Come To This Sick Kegger Tonight, Bra&#8217;</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/04/19/you-gotta-come-to-this-sick-kegger-tonight-bra/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>It Can&#8217;t Be As Bad As ASU</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/04/16/it-cant-be-as-bad-as-asu/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>What An Insightful Young Lad</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/04/15/what-an-insightful-young-lad/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>In Your Own Bathwater..</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/04/14/in-your-own-bathwater/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Giggidy Giggidy Goo</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/04/13/giggidy-giggidy-goo/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>In His Pockets?</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/04/09/in-his-pockets/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>boink.</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/04/08/boink/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Did Anybody Say Alcohol Poisoning?</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/04/07/did-anybody-say-alcohol-poisoning/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Too Much Of A Good Thing</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/04/06/too-much-of-a-good-thing/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>A Woods On The Rocks, Please</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/04/05/a-woods-on-the-rocks-please/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>So Gay</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/04/02/so-gay/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Recipe</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/04/01/recipe/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Too Lazy To Be Lazy</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/03/31/too-lazy-to-be-lazy/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Slow Down, Woman</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/03/30/slow-down-woman/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>And His Front</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/03/29/and-his-front/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>GGW Is Overrated</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/03/26/ggw-is-overrated/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Share The Wealth</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/03/25/share-the-wealth/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>The answer to life&#8217;s problems aren&#8217;t at the bottom of a bottle, they&#8217;re on TV!</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/03/24/the-answer-to-lifes-problems-arent-at-the-bottom-of-a-bottle-theyre-on-tv/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>She&#8217;s Deep, But Not In That Way</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/03/23/shes-deep-but-not-in-that-way/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>What Happens In Vegas..</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/03/22/what-happens-in-vegas/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Clip Show</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/03/12/clip-show/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>All In On A Jack/Three Offsuit</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/03/11/all-in-on-a-jackthree-offsuit/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Laziness Or Arachnopobia?</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/03/10/laziness-or-arachnopobia/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Lazy Day As An Artist</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/03/09/lazy-day-as-an-artist/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Thank You For Being A Friend</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/03/08/thank-you-for-being-a-friend/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Stream Of Consciousness</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/03/05/stream-of-consciousness/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>The Anti-Atkins Diet</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/03/04/the-anti-atkins-diet/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>A Moment Of Clarity</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/03/03/a-moment-of-clarity/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Lappies From Strippies?</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/03/02/lappies-from-strippies/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Damn Those Flying Toasters</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/03/01/damn-those-flying-toasters/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Attendance</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/02/27/attendance/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Bathroom Priorities</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/02/26/bathroom-priorities/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Maybe She Just Needs Another Beer</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/02/25/maybe-she-just-needs-another-beer/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Bros Before Hoes</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/02/24/bros-before-hoes/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Teethbrushes</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/02/23/teethbrushes/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Sitcom Analysis</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/02/21/sitcom-analysis/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Where Everybody Knows Your Name</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/02/20/where-everybody-knows-your-name/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>House Parties</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/02/19/house-parties/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>No, Really.  They Is.</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/02/18/no-really-they-is/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Dames Is Trouble</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/02/17/dames-is-trouble/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Hating The Yankees Is The Right Thing To Do</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/02/16/hating-the-yankees-is-the-right-thing-to-do/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>We Are Out Of Bort License Plates</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/02/13/we-are-out-of-bort-license-plates/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Helen Keller Is Alive And Driving In Tucson</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/02/12/helen-keller-is-alive-and-driving-in-tucson/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Divisible By Zero</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/02/11/divisible-by-zero/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Karma Parking Police</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/02/10/karma-parking-police/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Don&#8217;t Be A Statistic</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/02/09/dont-be-a-statistic/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>The Only Thing Better Than A Locker Room</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/02/06/the-only-thing-better-than-a-locker-room/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Women&#8217;s Locker Rooms.  &#8216;Nuff Said.</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/02/05/womens-locker-rooms-nuff-said/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Students Vs. Old People</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/02/04/students-vs-old-people/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>And Scene Does Make Sense</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/02/03/and-scene-does-make-sense/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Who Was Playing, Anyway?</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/02/02/who-was-playing-anyway/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>How To:  Be A Jackass</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/01/30/how-to-be-a-jackass/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>NFC</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/01/29/nfc/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>It Works, Trust Me</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/01/28/it-works-trust-me/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Rider Strong..  Get It?</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/01/27/rider-strong-get-it/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>4th And The Bars, Dammit</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/01/26/4th-and-the-bars-dammit/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>The Library</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/01/23/the-library/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Moratorium</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/01/22/moratorium/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>The Voice Of Reason</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/01/21/the-voice-of-reason/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Danke Schoen</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/01/20/danke-schoen/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>The Van Wilder Point Of View</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/01/16/the-van-wilder-point-of-view/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>B-Mann&#8217;s Favorite Movie</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/01/15/b-manns-favorite-movie/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Presents</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2004/01/14/presents/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Birthday Boy!</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/12/09/birthday-boy/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>I Always Preferred Areola</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/12/04/i-always-preferred-areola/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>What The Hell Is A Grey Duck?</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/12/02/what-the-hell-is-a-grey-duck/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Tucson Vs. St. Michael</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/11/25/tucson-vs-st-michael/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>It Would Make A Great Montage</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/11/20/it-would-make-a-great-montage/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Return To Normalcy</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/11/18/return-to-normalcy/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Call The Request Lines, Tell Them It&#8217;s Over</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/11/14/call-the-request-lines-tell-them-its-over/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Know Your Role</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/11/13/know-your-role/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Mexican TV</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/11/12/mexican-tv/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Stickin It To Your Friends</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/11/10/stickin-it-to-your-friends/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>No Nad&#8217;s On The Nads</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/11/07/no-nads-on-the-nads/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Virtual Glory</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/11/06/virtual-glory/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Target Practice</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/11/05/target-practice/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Baseball Road Trip</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/11/04/baseball-road-trip/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Stunned Silence</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/11/03/stunned-silence/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Halloween Costumes</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/10/31/halloween-costumes/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Pirate Linguistics</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/10/30/pirate-linguistics/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>The Pit</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/10/29/the-pit/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Only Girls Can Crowd Surf</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/10/28/only-girls-can-crowd-surf/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Drive By Zing</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/10/27/drive-by-zing/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Traditions</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/10/24/traditions/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Chapstick</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/10/23/chapstick/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Drunk Dialing Like A Champ</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/10/22/drunk-dialing-like-a-champ/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>I Vida, You Vida</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/10/21/i-vida-you-vida/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Change In Format</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/10/20/change-in-format/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>The Natural</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/10/16/the-natural/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Puttin The Hot Dog In The Bun</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/10/14/puttin-the-hot-dog-in-the-bun/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>The Internet Is For Porn</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/10/09/the-internet-is-for-porn/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Chicago</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/10/07/chicago/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>A Healthy Imagination</title>
		<description>hey, i have to go to an extra credit lecture tomorrow.  wil you go with me so i'm not bored?

nope

oh, come on, please?

no chance.

alright, how about this - the next time we go out drinking, i'll flash you?

we both know that isn't going to happen, plus - there's no ...</description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/10/02/a-healthy-imagination/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>BAC or IQ?</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/09/30/bac-or-iq/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Red Pants</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/09/25/red-pants/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Compensation Through Destruction</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/09/23/compensation-via-destruction/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Comparing Two Unlike Things Using &#8220;Like&#8221; Or &#8220;As&#8221;</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/09/18/comparing-two-unlike-things-using-like-or-as/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>A Talking Pencil!?</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/09/16/a-talking-pencil/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>No Sleep Til&#8230;</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/09/11/weve-all-been-there/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>A Little Salt On The Wound</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/09/09/a-little-salt-on-the-wound/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Self Defecation At Its Finest</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/09/04/self-defecation-at-its-finest/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>The Golden Halo</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/09/02/the-golden-halo/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Burninating The Countryside</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/08/28/burninating-the-countryside/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>A Little Tact Would Be Nice</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://optimalstubble.schlagging.com/index.php/2003/08/26/a-little-tact-would-be-nice/</link>
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