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January 4|Wrong Number

2005

May 11|I Love Keg
May 4|Thank You
May 3|Optimal Stubble, Explained
May 2|Out Of The Box
April 29|From Parts Unknown
April 28|No Use Crying Over Spilled Beer
April 27|Not Hip To Be Square
April 26|Mandatory Attendance
April 25|Facebook Groups
April 22|Don’t Take It For Granted
April 21|Let Me Clarify
April 20|Fourth And Inches
April 19|A Rational Explanation
April 18|Optimal Stubble Is Filmed In Front Of A Live Studio Audience
April 15|Poop
April 14|Infinifilm
April 13|All Day, Every Day
April 12|Tropical Alaska
April 11|Belly Buttons
April 8|Bob Casey
April 7|Clever
April 6|Maximum Ownage
April 5|No Yankees Allowed
April 4|Hate For The Yankees Is Always Appropriate
March 31|Better Than A Prenup
March 30|‘The One’
March 29|I Scream, You Scream
March 28|Don’t Care
March 25|Tom Dietrich
March 24|Drink Like A Champion Today
March 23|Decisions
March 22|Poetry In Motion
March 21|Presumptuous? Presumptuous!?
March 11|Amnesia
March 10|A Vocabulary Lesson
March 9|More Time
March 8|Vaginae
March 7|Isn’t It Ironic?
March 4|Ralph Wiggum Style
March 3|Struggling
March 2|Beanies
March 1|Theories
February 28|Hobbes He Ain’t
February 25|That Guy
February 24|Number One In Da Hood, G
February 23|Soapbox
February 22|Roommates
February 18|Astroporndography
February 17|Getting Serious
February 16|Sucker
February 15|Plotting Against Friends
February 14|Like Rain On Your Wedding Day
February 11|The Inevitable
February 10|Chris Sabo Wore Glasses
February 9|Zzzzzz….
February 8|Parking And Transportation
February 7|Betting On The Game
February 4|True Laziness
February 3|Progression
February 2|Béisbol
February 1|Sonic Boom!
January 31|I <3 Peyton
January 28|One With Nature
January 27|Facebook
January 26|Priorities
January 25|Speaking Of Pancakes
January 21|Seven And Three Elevenths
January 20|Vain Enough, But Not
January 19|The Next Step
January 18|Whatever. Randy Moss Is Still A Douche
January 13|It Sounded A Little Forced
January 12|Vengeance

2004

December 8|Drunk All Nighter
December 7|Sticking It To The Woman
December 6|That’s Deep
December 3|They All Look The Same
December 2|Talking Heads
December 1|Tickets
November 30|Heredity
November 24|Two Dollar Bet
November 23|Stupid Life
November 22|Sports > Politics
November 19|Leaving Early
November 18|You Know You’re Getting Old When..
November 17|Conan > Leno
November 16|There Was Also A “No Anvils” Sign
November 15|Words Of Wisdom
November 12|Friday!
November 10|Oregon Trail
November 9|Lesbians
November 8|A Woman’s Intuition
November 5|Define Irony
November 4|Politics Vs. Sports
November 3|Real Life GGW
November 2|Accidental Double Entendre
November 1|Priorities Change
October 29|Wrap That Around Your Wrist
October 28|Some Flomax, Perhaps?
October 27|Reading A Little Bit Too Much Into It
October 26|Oblivious
October 25|Friendship
October 22|Go Sox!
October 21|I Foresee A Trip To The Dry Cleaners
October 20|It’s Just A Job, Man
October 19|Slut! Bong!
October 18|Cirrhosis Is No Laughing Matter
October 15|Alliteration Always.. Um.. Avails
October 14|Lappies From Strippies!
October 13|Playing With Fire
October 12|Flush Sting
October 11|Subtle Vs. Direct
October 8|It’s Not For Everyone
October 7|The Best Of 15 Format
October 6|Can’t They Hear The Echo?
October 5|Dick Thome And The Old Union
October 4|I Caught Bits And Pieces
October 1|You And Me Both, Buddy
September 30|Pennies
September 29|Birthday Whore
September 28|Sign Language
September 27|Pop Your Collar
September 24|A Little Recognition Would Be Nice
September 23|So Eloquent
September 22|Making Things Work
September 21|Getting Old
September 20|The Great Tucson Flood of 2004
September 17|Paranoia
September 16|Haircuts
September 15|That Time Of The Month
September 14|One Thing At A Time
September 13|Uniform Arithmetic
September 10|Narcolepsy
September 9|Golfing
September 8|Praise Be To The Lord
September 7|Sick And Tired Of Being Sick And Tired
September 3|Add/Drop Day
September 2|Christopher Walken
September 1|TV Says, I Do
August 31|Tammy Faye Bakker? Is That You?
August 30|Not To Mention All The Pictures
August 27|Excuse Me, Fratty McFratterson?
August 26|…A Damn Stewardess On It, Don’t You Think?
August 25|Man Perm
August 24|How To Tie A Tie
August 23|Go Padres!
June 4|The Golden Halo (Redux)
May 15|A Little Tact Would Be Nice (Redux)
May 12|The Pedestal
May 5|Intermission
May 4|“The System”
May 3|Who Am I To Argue With Tyler Durden?
April 30|Stallone’s Finest Work
April 29|Mmm.. Skin-emax
April 28|Cho = Classy
April 27|Buried Alive!!!
April 26|Some Girls ARE Crazy
April 23|Cockit!
April 22|Whatever, Shaq Sucks
April 21|Chicks Dig Assholes
April 20|Superstitious
April 19|You Gotta Come To This Sick Kegger Tonight, Bra’
April 16|It Can’t Be As Bad As ASU
April 15|What An Insightful Young Lad
April 14|In Your Own Bathwater..
April 13|Giggidy Giggidy Goo
April 9|In His Pockets?
April 8|boink.
April 7|Did Anybody Say Alcohol Poisoning?
April 6|Too Much Of A Good Thing
April 5|A Woods On The Rocks, Please
April 2|So Gay
April 1|Recipe
March 31|Too Lazy To Be Lazy
March 30|Slow Down, Woman
March 29|And His Front
March 26|GGW Is Overrated
March 25|Share The Wealth
March 24|The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!
March 23|She’s Deep, But Not In That Way
March 22|What Happens In Vegas..
March 12|Clip Show
March 11|All In On A Jack/Three Offsuit
March 10|Laziness Or Arachnopobia?
March 9|Lazy Day As An Artist
March 8|Thank You For Being A Friend
March 5|Stream Of Consciousness
March 4|The Anti-Atkins Diet
March 3|A Moment Of Clarity
March 2|Lappies From Strippies?
March 1|Damn Those Flying Toasters
February 27|Attendance
February 26|Bathroom Priorities
February 25|Maybe She Just Needs Another Beer
February 24|Bros Before Hoes
February 23|Teethbrushes
February 21|Sitcom Analysis
February 20|Where Everybody Knows Your Name
February 19|House Parties
February 18|No, Really. They Is.
February 17|Dames Is Trouble
February 16|Hating The Yankees Is The Right Thing To Do
February 13|We Are Out Of Bort License Plates
February 12|Helen Keller Is Alive And Driving In Tucson
February 11|Divisible By Zero
February 10|Karma Parking Police
February 9|Don’t Be A Statistic
February 6|The Only Thing Better Than A Locker Room
February 5|Women’s Locker Rooms. ‘Nuff Said.
February 4|Students Vs. Old People
February 3|And Scene Does Make Sense
February 2|Who Was Playing, Anyway?
January 30|How To: Be A Jackass
January 29|NFC
January 28|It Works, Trust Me
January 27|Rider Strong.. Get It?
January 26|4th And The Bars, Dammit
January 23|The Library
January 22|Moratorium
January 21|The Voice Of Reason
January 20|Danke Schoen
January 16|The Van Wilder Point Of View
January 15|B-Mann’s Favorite Movie
January 14|Presents

2003

December 9|Birthday Boy!
December 4|I Always Preferred Areola
December 2|What The Hell Is A Grey Duck?
November 25|Tucson Vs. St. Michael
November 20|It Would Make A Great Montage
November 18|Return To Normalcy
November 14|Call The Request Lines, Tell Them It’s Over
November 13|Know Your Role
November 12|Mexican TV
November 10|Stickin It To Your Friends
November 7|No Nad’s On The Nads
November 6|Virtual Glory
November 5|Target Practice
November 4|Baseball Road Trip
November 3|Stunned Silence
October 31|Halloween Costumes
October 30|Pirate Linguistics
October 29|The Pit
October 28|Only Girls Can Crowd Surf
October 27|Drive By Zing
October 24|Traditions
October 23|Chapstick
October 22|Drunk Dialing Like A Champ
October 21|I Vida, You Vida
October 20|Change In Format
October 16|The Natural
October 14|Puttin The Hot Dog In The Bun
October 9|The Internet Is For Porn
October 7|Chicago
October 2|A Healthy Imagination
September 30|BAC or IQ?
September 25|Red Pants
September 23|Compensation Through Destruction
September 18|Comparing Two Unlike Things Using “Like” Or “As”
September 16|A Talking Pencil!?
September 11|No Sleep Til…
September 9|A Little Salt On The Wound
September 4|Self Defecation At Its Finest
September 2|The Golden Halo
August 28|Burninating The Countryside
August 26|A Little Tact Would Be Nice